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While I have not been on Facebook in many months, I can't help but notice people habitually posting photos of me that are less than flattering. I would like to lay down a few ground rules....please only post pictures of me that meet the following criteria (note my profile photo)
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1. I should look thin, therefore, utilize photos more than three years old (or) utilize photoshop, if you do not have Photoshop, find someone who does (or) do not post photo.
2. I should be dressed in a reasonably attractive outfit that does not make me appear to be expecting our 11th child. Notice that while camping, I wear anything that does not smell foul, therefore refer back to (1) where we discussed Photoshop.
3. I should not be making strange faces due to (a) eating something sour (b) talking to someone while you took my picture (c) concentrating on something. Strange faces typically are not easily remedied by Photoshop, therefore, ignore number (1) on this one.
4. I should be wearing make-up, I do not typically wear makeup while camping, which seems to be the only time anyone wants to take my picture, therefore refer back to (1) Photoshop.
5. The ideal photo of me (note profile photo) would be taken just after leaving the Juan Juan Eber (sp?) salon in Beverly Hills and posing with my friend Oscar. Notice the cute outfit (thanks mom) the cute sunglasses, the fabulous hair, and that I am wearing makeup.
I do realize it may be unfair that this is the only picture of me taken in the last five years that is acceptable to post (without Photoshop) and that it may be an unrealistic portrait of a woman with 10 kids, but aren't we all allowed our fantasies? Blessings! -DeAnna
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